Harry Barron

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These are pieces of humor writing written by the writer Harry Barron.
— Harry Barron

ANYONE TRYIN' TO PARTY? (AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA) - BY TED CRUZ

ROVING YOUNG JOURNALIST HOPES TO GET OUT THERE AND WRITE ARTICLE ABOUT ARTICLE SOMEONE ELSE WROTE ABOUT VIDEO SOMEONE ELSE MADE BASED ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S VIDEO

HEARTBREAKING: MOST BABY CARROTS WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE ADULT CARROTS

WE ASKED 5 FAMOUS ACTORS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO MILK A COW FOR THE FIRST TIME AND NONE OF THEM ANSWERED

5 THINGS ONLY THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY IDENTITY WILL UNDERSTAND

CAN WE TELL WHAT STATE YOU GREW UP IN JUST BY HAVING YOU TELL US IF ART GARFUNKEL IS IN A PICTURE IMAGE?

SHOCKING! I WENT TO THE OPHTHALMOLOGIST AND FOUND OUT MY HINDSIGHT IS MORE LIKE 20/80

POINT/COUNTERPOINT: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER VS. IT'S RAINING FIRE ROCKS

WAIT, ARE YOU ACTUALLY A TUNA FISH?

THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF OUR LUXURY SPAS

IMPATIENT MAN WAITING FOR SUBWAY NEEDS TO GET HOME TO HIS NOTHING

HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK SEES HIMSELF BEING HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK IN 10 YEARS

5 THINGS THAT LED MY STARTUP TO A GREAT SUCCESS IN ITS FIRST YEAR

LAZY JOURNALIST NEVER GOT THE INFORMATION NECESSARY TO COMPLETE THIS ARTICLE

mAN ON DEATHBED JUST WISHES HE HAD SPENT MORE TIME ON TWITTER

READ THIS! I’M A PERSON WITH OPINIONS I REFUSE TO KEEP TO MYSELF

A WAY TOO CASUAL SPEECH REGARDING AMERICAN TORTURE PROGRAMS

ASK A FRESHMAN WRITING MAJOR'S DESCRIPTION OF A STREET LIGHT GLOWING INTO A DARK ROOM

A COVER LETTER FOR A FUTURE EMPLOYER

A NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENT TELLS HIS COUNTRY HE'LL TRY NOT TO TURN INTO A BRUTAL DICTATOR

[2 MINUTE READ] - UNLESS YOU READ SLIGHTLY FASTER OR SLOWER THAN AVERAGE

COLLEGE VEGETARIAN EXPERIMENTING WITH MEAT